We interrupt this intro to document three recent ancestor-shamings. I should not be able to take a selfie in my side mirror. Random idiots keep knocking my side mirror when…
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Proof that snow still exists in Maryland: And that’s a wrap on a year that objectively was total shit. Here’s the highlights: I didn’t publish my novels, I didn’t get…
It is once again that time of the month when I put off writing my reading recap like an idiot, until I end up either doing it at the last…
The other day I happened to glance up during my break and I saw this, and I’ve never related to anything harder. I can never just exist. Somehow I always…
Happy new year. We are twelve days into 2025, I just came back from a two-week winter blog break, and I’m still not over that damn Wicked movie. I literally am…
Happy March. Chocolate now comes in Angry, and Wegmans sells individually wrapped microwaveable potatoes called Micro Potat-oh!s. Both of these things obviously had to be documented, because they are hilarious….
Yeah, I’m definitely not making my 2022 reading challenge. I almost canceled this week’s post, and, to be perfectly honest, if it hadn’t been time-sensitive I probably would’ve pushed it…
I was feeling pretty good about this month until I realized I read 2,047 pages and finished six books last month ;___; It’s always a trade-off, though. There never seems…
How today is going. This was also after I woke up thinking it was noon and then found out it was actually one. >_< Where has the time gone? In…
恭喜發財! With any luck the year of the tiger will be better than the year of the ox. #TigersOverOxen2022 I’m at the stage in my blogging career where I’m checking…