Happy October. It took me several hours and a nap (which, to be honest, ate up most of those hours) to figure out how to get my monitor to get…
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We interrupt this program to memorialize a moment of shocking import. After at least 27 years and an unquantifiable loss of (video game) life, I have finally killed Bowser and…
Well that was a hell of a month. To recap, the States are a goddamn shitshow, but things have been looking up for the last couple of weeks, and, well,…
I really need time to quit slipping through my fingers like sand. We are in July, and I have no idea how that happened when I could swear I just…
What a May. I traveled twice and didn’t die, I ate a lot, and I voted. The cat, as always, was indifferent. And here is the cat in the immediate…
Happy AAPI Heritage Month. I am much more prepared than I was last year, though in fairness I do have to admit that I will only be posting two reviews…
And the kitty mom will say, “It’s that ‘orrible cat!” And also, the back of my right hand looks even worse than the back of my left hand because I…
Happy March. Chocolate now comes in Angry, and Wegmans sells individually wrapped microwaveable potatoes called Micro Potat-oh!s. Both of these things obviously had to be documented, because they are hilarious….
Happy end-of-blogging-hiatus. On today’s episode of Starbucks Name Roulette, my name is now Karelen. How fucking hard is this? I swear I’m gonna start introducing myself as Fred. The bright…
Happy new year to everyone except this cat, who doesn’t contribute to the household in any way but still feels entitled to claw up my ear every time I hit…