Four years ago I was on here documenting my thoughts on the Try Guys cheating implosion and I guess I’m still not over it, because within the last week or…
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We interrupt this intro to document three recent ancestor-shamings. I should not be able to take a selfie in my side mirror. Random idiots keep knocking my side mirror when…
Proof that snow still exists in Maryland: And that’s a wrap on a year that objectively was total shit. Here’s the highlights: I didn’t publish my novels, I didn’t get…
Happy belated December. I have finally switched to the winter comforter (a couple of weeks ago). The cat approves. Another major Adulting Event: after three years of faithful service, my…
My apartment feels so empty now. After five years of long-distance ‘nanigans, memes, food pics, sliding into each others’ DMs (and blog comment sections), and threatening each other with so…
It is once again that time of the month when I put off writing my reading recap like an idiot, until I end up either doing it at the last…
The other day I happened to glance up during my break and I saw this, and I’ve never related to anything harder. I can never just exist. Somehow I always…
We’ve finally made it to the -ber months and my bakery says it’s fall and provided fall-themed pastries to back it up, so it must be true. Summer is dead,…
And then it was August and I was wondering why in hellfire I can’t just go work at my own shop instead of all this job-swapping bullshit I’ve been doing,…
There are two wolves inside me. One wants to move the bookcases and the other one says wE ARE NOT DISCUSSING THIS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ASD;DFJFJKDJFLER. For context,…