I DON’T CARE IF IT’S ONLY MID-OCTOBER MY SHOP IS SO READY FOR HALLOWEEN because if there’s one thing I’ve been doing with all my free time it’s sleeping and…
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Happy October. It took me several hours and a nap (which, to be honest, ate up most of those hours) to figure out how to get my monitor to get…
And just like that, I’m out of a job. After six years with this company and nineteen years of scrambling over and over again for any kind of job at…
We interrupt this program to memorialize a moment of shocking import. After at least 27 years and an unquantifiable loss of (video game) life, I have finally killed Bowser and…
Well that was a hell of a month. To recap, the States are a goddamn shitshow, but things have been looking up for the last couple of weeks, and, well,…
I really need time to quit slipping through my fingers like sand. We are in July, and I have no idea how that happened when I could swear I just…
Welcome to my 2024 travel post. (It covers the whole year because I will not be doing any other significant traveling this year.) Here is the cat doing kitty pilates,…
What a May. I traveled twice and didn’t die, I ate a lot, and I voted. The cat, as always, was indifferent. And here is the cat in the immediate…
It feels like spring this week. The windows are open, we’re probably about halfway into the busy season at work, and my new intern has been NO help. If we’re…
Happy March. Chocolate now comes in Angry, and Wegmans sells individually wrapped microwaveable potatoes called Micro Potat-oh!s. Both of these things obviously had to be documented, because they are hilarious….