We interrupt this intro to document three recent ancestor-shamings. I should not be able to take a selfie in my side mirror. Random idiots keep knocking my side mirror when…
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Proof that snow still exists in Maryland: And that’s a wrap on a year that objectively was total shit. Here’s the highlights: I didn’t publish my novels, I didn’t get…
It is once again that time of the month when I put off writing my reading recap like an idiot, until I end up either doing it at the last…
We’ve finally made it to the -ber months and my bakery says it’s fall and provided fall-themed pastries to back it up, so it must be true. Summer is dead,…
And then it was August and I was wondering why in hellfire I can’t just go work at my own shop instead of all this job-swapping bullshit I’ve been doing,…
Welcome to June. I am tired and newly obsessed with the first real look at Wicked: For Good. (Those fan-made “teasers” are so fucking annoying. You all know who you…
April: in which I realize I have a violin keychain lying on my couch and randomly clip it onto one of my Kindle pouches. That keychain has been there ever…
So there I was, happily minding my own business, and then Heather reminded me that I have a game where you literally can be a little crow who flies around…
Here’s something disgusting that I never needed to know but now do: too much gum will wreck your GI system. To be perfectly frank, I wish I still didn’t know…
Happy year of the snake. Guess how many times I’ve watched Wicked since I learned it was out for purchase last Monday? (More than once. That’s all that I’m admitting to,…