Every time I think it’s a good week to turn off the heat and open the windows, it goes and snows again. Welcome to Maryland. Our weather makes no sense….
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Four years ago I was on here documenting my thoughts on the Try Guys cheating implosion and I guess I’m still not over it, because within the last week or…
We interrupt this intro to document three recent ancestor-shamings. I should not be able to take a selfie in my side mirror. Random idiots keep knocking my side mirror when…
Proof that snow still exists in Maryland: And that’s a wrap on a year that objectively was total shit. Here’s the highlights: I didn’t publish my novels, I didn’t get…
Happy belated December. I have finally switched to the winter comforter (a couple of weeks ago). The cat approves. Another major Adulting Event: after three years of faithful service, my…
My apartment feels so empty now. After five years of long-distance ‘nanigans, memes, food pics, sliding into each others’ DMs (and blog comment sections), and threatening each other with so…
It is once again that time of the month when I put off writing my reading recap like an idiot, until I end up either doing it at the last…
The other day I happened to glance up during my break and I saw this, and I’ve never related to anything harder. I can never just exist. Somehow I always…
We’ve finally made it to the -ber months and my bakery says it’s fall and provided fall-themed pastries to back it up, so it must be true. Summer is dead,…
And then it was August and I was wondering why in hellfire I can’t just go work at my own shop instead of all this job-swapping bullshit I’ve been doing,…